Gazette on Monster Rock 2018: Realtime Keyword - Crowding

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Ruki: This has been going on, but it’s nothing perverted-

Daisuke-han and Nao: AHAHAHAH

RUKI: The CD mastering room is quite big. Uh, like this (points to bench they’re seated on), it barely fits 4 people. But the room is actually big, but we end up in one spot.

(caption: sitting closely together in a big room)

Daisuke-han and Nao: HAHAH.

Daisuke-han: Is it that together, you feel more comfortable?

Ruki: (we) just feel bored when we’re alone.

Reita: But it’s you basically???

(caption: Ruki is the reason for the crowding?)

Reita: Let’s say there is a 3 seater sofa, there are 2 people sitting at each end, you would sit elsewhere. But him, he just sits down. (Reita actually gets up and then plops his ass back in the seat i can’t)

Ruki: Yeah, but I leave this much (between us). (shows this tiny amount of space between him and Reita)

Reita: There isn’t any space!

Ruki: There is a bit!

Nao: But in the beginning, I was thinking that you’re sitting close!

Ruki: If I see (moves over and then gestures to space between Reita and him, like 30cm) this, I feel uncomfortable.

Daisuke-han and Nao: WHAT????

Ruki: Hang on I’m gonna move in now. (slides over next to Reita leaving literally 3cm between them)

Uruha, Kai, Daisuke-han and Nao: (pointing at Ruki)

Reita: It’s you!

(caption: Ruki needs to sit close to the other members)

Everyone: cracks up

Daisuke-han: He moved in!

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Gazette on Monster Rock 2018: Realtime Keyword - Cap, and Uruha’s airheadedness

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Reita: Once, after a live, I was with Uruha. We were wearing caps and when we sat down we took them off. When we were going back to the parking lot, he said, “Huh? What am I wearing?”

Daisuke-han and Nao: AHAHAHA.

Reita: When I looked at him, he had my cap on, and holding his cap. He put on my cap, while he had had his own cap in his hand. You won’t ask that and check for yourself!! (Reita and Ruki actually tweeted about this here!)

Daisuke-han and Nao: loses it

(caption: other episodes of Uruha’s airheadedness)

Reita: When he’s watching movies, he asks, “What’s going on?”

Daisuke-han: What?

Nao: That’s no good!

Reita: And he likes movies! (points to Ussan behind him)

Daisuke-han and Nao: roflmao

Nao: What’s your favourite movie? 

Daisuke-han: In your whole life?

(caption: All-time favourite movie?)

Uruha: What? Uh…Avatar. (if you hear closely they start playing the flipping Avatar theme song in the background idek)

Everyone: AHAHAHA. (Reita is covering his face with his hands like why we can’t see your face anyway)

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Ruki: Every time he recommends movies, I know what they’ll be like. “Will he shoot lights out of his eyes? Like beams out of his eyes?”

(caption: (he) likes sci-fi)

Nao: Ahahaha, he likes sci-fi!

Uruha: Sci-fi…He likes it too. (gestures to Kai)

Kai: They’re just being stupid. (points to Reita and Ruki)

Uruha: Sci-fi is interesting! (to Kai)

Kai: It is interesting!

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Gazette on Monster Rock 2018: Detox Election - Narcissist Part 3

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Ruki: Lately, I see him (Kai), tossing cans (like canned drinks) and catching them with his hand.

(caption: Reason for Kai being a narcissist - spinning cans)

Everyone: cracks up

Ruki: Also he throws it really high!! 

Daisuke-han and Nao: Amazing. 

Ruki: AND, when there are steps at the side of the road (sorry I’m not 100% sure about this part), and he HAS TO get on (I guess if the other members are walking on the road, he gets up on the step to be higher than them? idk)

(caption: Reason for Kai being a narcissist - immediately gets up on steps)

Daisuki-han and Nao: AHAHAHA.

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Gazette on Monster Rock 2018: Detox Election - Narcissist Part 2

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Ruki and Reita both chose Kai as the most narcissistic in the band. Kai was obviously shocked, and exclaimed, “You’re kidding!”, when he saw.

Reita was asked to elaborate why.

Reita: His No Look Bye Bye.

Everyone: roflmao

Host: Oh damn. That’s awesome. Awesome. Damn. Etc. Etc.

(Kai slaps Reita’s shoulder)

Reita: Because-

(Kai hits Reita’s thigh with the little punch sound effect omg)

Kai: (while looking at Reita straight in the eye) Hold on a minute, you better watch what you’re saying!

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Reita: Got it, got it. When work ends, everyone’s saying to each other, “Thanks for all the hard work”, and waves to each other. And this guy won’t look at all and just-

(Reita demonstrates the No Look Bye Bye)

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Host: WOW. THE NO LOOK BYE BYE.

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Gazette on Monster Rock 2018: Detox Election - Narcissist Part 1

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Aoi: WHAT?? SORRY!

Kai: Are you kidding!

Reita: HOW IS IT ME.

Daisuke-han: What do you mean by that?

Reita: I don’t even show my face!

(caption: first of all, there are no pictures of (his) face)

Everyone: loses their shit

Kai: My reason, my reason, it’s not that he looks in the mirror. 

Daisuke-han and Nao: So what is it?

Kai: Uh, he is basically easy to bully, like teasing. We are both types that get teased. But when he gets teased, he gets really angry! 

(caption: Reason for Reita being a narcissist - gets angry when teased)

Reita: Don’t you hate being bullied????

Everyone: laughs because Reita just proved Kai’s point

Daisuke-han: Just like that!

Kai: So we always have to tell him, “Calm down, okay, okay.”

Nao: I get it, I get it.

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